Top 20 Reasons why fishing is better…

#20 – No matter how much whiskey you’ve had, you can still Fish.

#19 – A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 – You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.

#16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.

#15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.

#14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.

#13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 – When you see a really good Fishing person, you don’t have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t
object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish
by yourself.

#9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
they are really an undercover cop.

#8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.

#6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest
of your life.

#3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.

#2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again?  We just
Fished last week!  Is Fishing all you ever think about?”